What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Corey Conners withdraws from U.S. Open after injury striking camera cable - Awful Announcing

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What do you think hell is like?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

What makes you different?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?